1….2….3…

Everyone has been there: you're sitting with a group of people, and a seemingly easy task is suddenly at hand, but everyone is either too comfortable to get up and…

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the upstairs toilet paper

I recently used the facilities on the first level of my office.  Upstairs is the "administration" part of the staff, and downstairs is the "operations" part... you know, the people…

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pound for pound

One of my favorite conversations in nba announcer history: (JVG = Jeff Van Gundy) Mark Jackson: AI could be, pound for pound, the best player in NBA history. JVG: Are…

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just my wife, or women in general?

[13:29:44] ryan: she's an impenetrable force of irrationality [13:29:51] ryan: wow [13:29:54] ryan: I need to write that down [13:30:13] [redacted]: you may also have described women in general [13:30:30]…

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A Lesson

I don't like cheese. My friends tell me that I'm "un-American" or "ridiculous" or "an incredibly amazing guy." Ok, they only tell me two of those things. But nonetheless, the…

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